Company launches ‘VAGINA-flavoured’ crisps ‘because millennials aren’t having enough sex’

A company has launched ‘vagina-flavoured’ crisps, developing the flavour based on its own team members, and they have already sold out – but not to worry, more are coming.
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A company has launched ‘vagina-flavoured’ crisps, developing the flavour based on its own team members, and they have already sold out – but not to worry, more are coming.

Pictured: Chazz’ p*ssy flavour crisps. (Credit: Jam Press)

Chazz, creators of the “p***y flavour potato chips”, have a new batch on the way, set to go on sale at the end of September 2022.

The product, which costs €9 per bag, is apparently the culmination of extensive sample testing and research to find out what vagina tastes mean across the globe, according to the brand.

Pictured: Chazz’ p*ssy flavour crisps. (Credit: Jam Press)

But why make genital-flavour-themed crisps?

Well, it turns out that the team was concerned about the lack of sex among millennials.

The Chazz team claims that research shows a “disastrous trend” among this age group, who are favouring social media over getting freaky in the sack.

“According to several past years research data around the world, millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age,” the brand said.

“It is unbelievable that someone is choosing social media instead of live communication, dating and real sex.”

They hope the vagina crisps will “solve the problem”, even emblazoning the bag with the phrase “Lose your virginity with Chazz”.

Although the company hasn’t specified in what way its team members have shared their own genital taste, it describes them as “young, bold and socially responsible”.

Describing the process, the Lithuanian-based start-up said: “We took the development of this flavour very seriously and selected the five bravest and most experienced team members (boys and girls) and sent them on individual hunts to come back with the fresh list of flavours.

“At the same time, other colleagues were Googling in forums, comments and found dozens of opinions from different countries what the p***y taste associates with.

“After summing up the results, agreeing on all the essential sensations of this taste and additional notes, we formed the task and sent it to the three huge EU manufacturers of spices.

“From dozens of samples provided by them, we selected a few that were closest to the task, adjusted the proportions of the ingredients and we managed to reflect this taste as close as possible!!!”

The product is said to be a “great gift” – though perhaps not for family members – and a way to initiate a spark with sexual partners.

Pictured: Chazz’ p*ssy flavour crisps. (Credit: Jam Press)

The crisps are also reportedly made without preservatives and flavour enhancers, it is natural spices only.

How Chazz gets said natural vagina spices, well, that’s another question.

The potatoes are grown by Lithuanian farmers, gluten-free and suitable for vegans.

Tasting it will not only fill your belly but according to the Chazz team, will also inspire memories of lovers’ past (if you’ve had them).

“After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love, and maybe even lose your oral virginity,” they wrote.

A bold claim… are you brave enough to give the vagina a go?